Friday, May 20, 2011

First blog EVER

So I guess this is my blog. If all goes according to plan I hope to review mostly movies and perhaps a few other things here and there, as well as an occasional rant of my everyday occurrences.
I will give fair warning to anyone who happens to come upon this that my movie reviews will more than likely have spoilers and that I am a bit of a bastard. Earning a 5 star with me happens about as often as a blue moon, though I always hold onto the hope that hollywood will pull their heads out of their asses and start using more talent then money. "This just proves that there's more money than talent in hollywood", was a quote I won't soon forget from one of my movie going partners-in-crime.
Also I'm just gonna get this out now: fuck, shit, bitch, cock and balls, ass, shitting, cunt, fucking, dick, clit, assing, head in hole, Cunty Mc. Cuntersin, piss, bullocks, wanker, ass clown, monkey fucking, dildo face...now that that's out of the way there's no need to leave me angry comments about how crude I am lol
Also I should warn you that I live in a god forsaken hippy town, where almost every living person should be hit in the face with a tire iron, and I'm an angry driver lol
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